Jane Fonda
by Mickey Avalon

I had a baby named Jane
She could shake that thing
Said her Daddy used to hang
With Johnny Coaltrain
She sang a soul train
With her friend named ...

With a childhood rough enough to guarantee him rock star success, by the time he was out of his teenage years -- at least according to the few details he's given -- Mickey Avalon had sold pot (with his mother), been addicted to heroin and dope, worked as a graffiti artist in L.A., converted to Orthodox Judaism (his parents were both non-practicing Jews, and his paternal grandparents were survivors of Auschwitz), got married and had a daughter, prostituted himself for drug money, watched his fath...